Janelle is screwing herself up in this game in a HUGE way. Stupid, stupid bunny. She has made an enemy of James and Marcellas this week by her nomination of Diane and both now swear they are coming after her. Good grief. I swear, if she wins one more HoH competition, I’m gonna puke. All over her Pepto palace. Blech.
The season 6 alliance is finally beginning to splinter, as I think we all knew it would. James declares he is done with them and that alliance and will do everything in his power to get rid of them, starting with Janelle. He says that the very next HoH he wins will guarantee Janelle a spot on the chopping block. We’ll see. He seems to change his mind at the same frequency with which I change my knickers. He and Danielle begin talking about a possible new “power 4″ alliance of them and Chilltown. They think that if they all bonded together in solidarity, they could become the power players in the game instead of the season 6 folks. I personally think that Chilltown is the power in the house right now, all by themselves and don’t need Danielle and James pulling them down, but Chilltown seems to be somewhat receptive to the idea – at least on the surface. With those two boys, there is never any telling what is really going on.
Marcellas now hates Janelle. Hates her, hates her, hates her. Such a change from just last week when they would bathe together, do each others nails, and talk about boys like all best girlfriends do. Just 2 weeks ago they talked about how fabulous it would be for them to be the final two. My, my, my how things have changed so quickly! All because Janelle put up Diane instead of Dr. Will. Marcellas thinks that Janey is just giving the game to Chilltown by her stupid decisions. He also doesn’t like how she is cozying up to every boy in the house, calling her disgusting. Hallelujah!! Someone other than ME hates the bunny and says it outloud! Woo hoo!
Janey retreats to her Pepto Palace to boo-hoo about how upset she is over the nomination ceremony. She talks to Kaysar and begins to second guess her actions (too late). He tries to make her feel okay with her decision, but in the end he says it like it is. Janey’s actions may very well have removed the huge target from Chilltown and placed it squarely on season 6. And it’s all her fault. Stupid.
The shot cuts back to the Chen-bot who goes out to talk to the houseguests live. She wants to know how Dr. Will is holding up, given that he was not nominated….again. He chuckles and says he’s really upset about it. We all know he is secretly thrilled. She also wants to know what they all thought about the wake up calls from America earlier in the week – which Marcellas lables as “sadistic”. Hell son, it was FUNNY!
Earlier in the week, Diane was trying like hell to lock up some votes in her favor so she could stay in the house, but it seems that Erika beat her to it. She appeared to have them all locked up. Diane pouts, pissed off because she knows she’s going home and doesn’t want to. Well duh, of course she doesn’t want to…there is $500,000 at stake. But, more than that, she wants to stay in the house to go after Janey because “it’s personal now”. In other words (Danielle’s words to be exact), IT’S ON.
In the HoH room the Chen-bot talks to Janey about the week and asks her if she’s developing a little crushy-crush on Dr. Will. Janey tries to be all offended by this question and says that they are “just good friends”. Whatever. She also declares her loyalty to her alliance and admits that Marcellas is no longer a part of it. What a liar, huh?
Time to vote and its going to happen live tonight. Both Erika and Diane are given one last chance to plea their case, and Erika says some mushy stuff about how much she loves everyone, blah blah blah. It works and Diane is evicted in a 7 – 1 vote (Dr. Will was the only one to vote for Erika). She bails out of the house and talks to the Chen-bot for a few minutes. The Chen-bot asks about the alleged Mr & Mrs Smith alliance with Jase and Diane says if it existed, it only existed in HIS mind. Hahahaha. She watches her goodbye tapes, most of them are really nice, George is sad, Dr. Will is sad, Boogie (**snicker**) is definately sad and Howie Jackass is a JACKASS. Of course. He blathers on about how Diane “looked good by the pool, looked good in the kitchen, looked good in the bedroom” etc. What a dirtbag Jackass. Marcellas gives the best goodbye though, swearing vengence on Janelle in Diane’s honor if he gets a chance. You go boy!
The HoH competition is up and they all head to the backyard. A giant spiderweb is set up and they are instructed to climb up on it. This is an endurance competition – whoever can hang on the longest wins HoH. If any part of their body touches the mat below, they are out. Of course, they are going to screw with them while on this stupid web. They will shoot goo at them and move the web around trying to knock folks off. For those who fall off intentionally, they can choose between 5 golden eggs. One contains $10,000, one contains a “slop-free” pass and one contains the power to cancel an eviction vote. The other two are rotten. If you jump off, choose wisely.
Oddly, this week, they chose to end the episode there, with everyone sitting on the web. We won’t know until Sunday night who won the HoH competition (okay – I know who won it, from the live feeds, but I ain’t tellin!). Tune in Sunday at 7pm CST on CBS to see who won!
