Okay first off, yes, this is still Lucy, despite the change in the avatar. It goes with my new blog template that I got this week. And no, my boobs are no where near that perky in real life (don’t I wish?!?!?!?!?). On to the show, which sucked big ones in my opinion. BIG ONES. Last night’s episode was taken up primarily with the PoV competition, which was dumb and left Danielle pissed off, shocked and in solitary confinement. And, left Janey with the PoV.
At the open, we see the houseguests right after the nomination ceremony. Janey is furious at her nomination and totally believes that hack acting job by James. He is acting hurt/shocked/upset at his nomination for her benefit. He doesn’t want her to know that he now hates her and is working with the other side. She totally buys it and comiserates with him about how awful it is being nominated. She gets close to figuring it out; actually, she DOES figure it out and calls James out about how he could just be a pawn, but he assures her that is not the case. And she buys it. Dumb bunny.
Marcellas brings up the rumor of Danielle’s alliance with Chilltown and James to Danielle, but then says that it can’t be true because she NEVER would have nominated James if she was really in an alliance with him. Nope, she wouldn’t, no way sir! So, this was a good move strategically for Danielle because it has thrown the wolves off the scent of her alliance, but could backfire on James.
For some reason I can’t quite fathom, Dr. Will and Howie-fat-Jackass are into shaving themselves. They like to keep their bodies completely free of fur. Boogie (**snicker**) refuses to participate saying it is way to metrosexual an activity for him. In a moment of weakness (boredom?) George agrees to be shaved. He’s one hairy monkey, let me tell you!!!
He leaves the shaving arena and goes up to visit Danielle in the HoH room. He flat tells her that he isn’t going to make it to the end. She realizes then that she and George are the only two in the house with children on the outside and that it is very hard on both of them being away from their families. George thinks Danielle is going to make it to the final and swears that he is there for her. She realizes that he isn’t playing a game here, he is geniune and these are his feelings so they end the conversation with a giant hug. Duh, George isn’t capable of playing the lying, cheating, sneaking backstabbing game that everyone else is!
Erika, Dr. Will and Janey are all laying on the floor together when Erika asks Dr. Will if he’d marry her and Janelle. What a TRAMP!!! She was asking Kaysar to marry her just a few weeks ago. Howie-fat-Jackass intrudes on their alone time, which pisses Dr. Will off. He can’t stand to not be part of this gorgeousness sandwhich and it is eating him alive that they won’t include him.
PoV time. Danielle choose Dr. Will to play, Janey chooses Marcellas (because she is totally clueless about how much he hates her now) and James gets Boogie (**snort**) int he game. They head out to the backyard to find it layed out like a graveyard. Danielle almost has a stroke on the spot thinking they are going to have to actually lay in coffins. Nope, they lay on the ground between the coffins, with a buzzer in one hand and a scoreboard above their head. They can’t see each other during this competition. Erika announces from inside the house that this is a game of give and take. They will all be offered certain things, luxuries for the house, punishments for the house, and these things will either add points to their score, or take them away. The person with the highest score at the end of the game wins the PoV.
Danielle is confident that since her entire alliance is in the game (the Legion of Doom), they’ve got this one tied up in a neat little package. Wrong. She forgot that Dr. Will and Boogie (**hahahaha**) don’t play for anyone but themselves. When it came to things like giving up points for $5,000 Dr. Will was all over that. Give up points for a flat panel TV and a trip for two to Aruba? Boogie’s got it covered. James gives up points for a margarita party for the house and a phone call from home. Danielle takes points for willing to spend 24 hours in solitary confinement. Janey gets points for being willing to put the 4 houseguests not playing the game on slop for a week and for having all the beds removed and replaced with Army cots and NO HOT WATER for a week. In the end, it was Janey who has the most points, and the evil witch wins the PoV. DAMN! This leads Danielle to fume in the diary room about her alliance, changing their name to the Legion of STOOOPID. She is mad and disappointed in them all.
Dr. Will manages to convince the entire house that Marcellas was the greedy bastard that got the cash and the plasma screen TV. Soon after the competition, they are all sure it was Marcellas and are ready to evict him.
Time for the margarita party for the house. Well, for everyone except the 4 that didn’t play (they are now on slop rations) and Danielle (she’s in solitary confinement). George does get to participate because he has a slop free pass still. Mexican food buffet, and all the margies they can consume.
After the party is over, they all head back in to sleep on their Army cots and take cold, cold showers. Ick. Danielle is let out of the room the next day to hugs and kisses from her housemates. She immediately tries to catch up on what’s been going on for the last day. Boogie (**hahaha**) fills her in on the deal with Marcellas. They’ve managed to convince everyone that Marcellas needs to go and Boogie tries to convince Danielle that when Janey takes herself off the block, she should put Marcellas up there. That way, James is safe, which was the plan all along. Even James makes this plea to Danielle. His rationale is that Marcellas will come after Danielle if they don’t get him out of the house now.
The PoV ceremony starts and very predictably, Janey takes herself off the block. Danielle has to pick a new lamb for the slaughter. After some thought, she ends up back-dooring Kaysar to the chopping block. Instead of taking the safe route and getting Marcellas out of the house, she holds true to her original plan that by God, one of the season 6 people is going to go home. NOW DAMMIT.
**sigh** Not my Kaysar. Really. I’m just sayin’.
Tune in Thursday night at 7pm CST on CBS to watch it all go down. And I’ve got all my parts crossed that it is NOT Kaysar going home. He’s too pretty.
Nicole Said:
on August 10, 2006 at 1:01 pm
I am really glad that Janelle won the POV…sorry!!! Danielle has every right to be upset about that especially with James. James and every body there should know better than to put a “pawn” on the block it never works out the way it was originally planned, and now that James has basically screwed Danielle by having a stupid Margarita party for the houseguests I wouldn’t be surprised James is out the door this week!! Don’t get me wrong James is really nice on the eyes and all and I would definitely prefer if one of floaters were leaving this week but I love Kaysar and I don’t want to see him go just yet.
Gaudwin Said:
on August 10, 2006 at 8:12 pm
For me it isobvious that the power of veto was fix by CBS on favor of Janelle.
Nicole Said:
on August 10, 2006 at 10:34 pm
That is funny because I also thought they were fixing things in favor of the Season 6 group.
Gaudwin Said:
on August 11, 2006 at 11:07 am
They have increasingly done this thought out the four or five last seasons, for “rating” reasons, and it has always pissed me off.
AG
CJ Said:
on August 12, 2006 at 10:23 am
IMHO, yes the whole BB6ers winning HoH or PoV almost every week, is getting a little N.A.U.S.E.O.U.S.to say the least. I’ve got to where I just watch it on Thursday’s now… and you can almost guess what’s going to go down.
Janelle is such a ditz, but is she? Perhaps she’s playing the dumb blond just to score in the end.
James is bad news and needs to be kicked out of the whole damn thing. What a liar, cheat and back stabber.
Howie has some fetishes that really are getting a bit too much. You have to wonder what the hell is with him and his “closeness” to Will. Could it be that he’s hoping his “closeness” will keep him off the chopping block?
Boggie needs to go, he’s as useless as tits on a boar hog. Lets see… he won’t shave his head, he won’t eat slop, he won’t do this, he won’t do that. What the hell is he in there for? Oh yeah to give Will someone to cohort with, how silly of me to forget.their “closeness”, you have to wonder about those 2.
Erika’s whining ass has become a constant thing. She’s either pouting, whining, crying or trying to get laid by a) Boogie, b) Kaysar, (he’s gone now of course) c) Janelle. No really… I think he whore would screw anything and anyone to gain a Brownie point or uh… a BB7 point.
Danielle… what a flaky fake. Her pouting about her family back home and how she hopes they can forgive her. What the hell for? For being a dumbass and not knowing the RIGHT answer to a question and losing the HoH competition? *rolls eyes*
Marcellas (Marci) whatthehellever, WHIMP, WHIMP, WHIMP. Need I say more? Exactly WHAT does he do to prove himself? Run from one “group” to another declaring his undying loyalty. Geesh, give me a break… cut his/her outta there.
Will, the instigator and sh*t stirrer of the whole thing. Good lord how effing blind do the other players have to be, not to see through his charade? But then…
a) Janelle has the hots for him
b) Howie thinks he’s an Adonais
c) Boogie just sucks his A double S
d) Erika plays like she’s interested just so he won’t boot her out
e) James is only playing him, like Will is playing James. James could really give a sh*t less about anyone but JAMES!
f) Marcellas can’t decide who’s prettier, Will or Janelle
g) Danielle’s scared she’ll be ousted if she doesn’t do what the Chilltown players WANT her to do. But then… didn’t they tell her to get rid of Marcellas and she didn’t. Hmmm… who’s using strategy now?
Exactly who will win this BB7 game? I think we all have our suspicions because the way it’s being played right before our eyes. I too think that some of the competitions they do are edited/scripted, edited/scripted, edited/scripted. But then… don’t you think this whole All Stars BB7 thing is edited/scripted just a little too much?
CJ Said:
on August 12, 2006 at 10:29 am
Oh I forgot Chicken George… well Georgy boy isn’t as dumb as everyone might think he is. He actually has a head on his shoulders and uses it. He puts himself on slop for beaucoup days so he can win a PoV and keep his ass in the BB7 house, he shaves his head to win, he does lots of things the other players would NEVER do. So who’s the dummy in the whole thing? Hardly George… but then that’s my humble opinion.
I don’t think George gives 2 hoots or a holler about Chilltown, I don’t think he’s as scared of them as “most” (keyword) of the other players are either.
I would like to see it come down to Will & George… that would be hilarious, and of course George win. I mean Will already won once… and this time… ONCE IS ENOUGH!